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Saturday, March 5, 2011

Learn to Paint Dolphin Man, The red (neck) Period.

There was a blue period in art.....
Welcome to the south and The RED Period, as in (Redneck)
I nearly ran off the road UTURN taking this pic! Hilarious! W... on Twitpic 
Perhaps He should Take a course, YES I am laughing. However I did find this really cool place that has mainly Musical Instruction, Guitar, drums, etc. However, The also have a PAINTING course. Maybe this is an appropriate gift for all that have the "Dolphin Creative Redneck" in them. Check them out =)

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Friday, March 4, 2011

Part 1 1/2 Wal-Mart, Man Passing Out panty Photos! O-H-I-O

What Do A Man at Wal-Mart Leaving Risque ,(or rather risky as it may be) Pictures, of himself in Wal-Mart Lingerie, Shopping and Anal Bleach have in common?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! 
But I tied them together!


So I had Wondered ......Just Recently, WHO would Need Some of These Products from ShopInPrivate.com Oh how I love this place. First because it has some amazing products I could never dream up. Second because well somethings you just don't want to go to target for and ESPECIALLY not Wal-Mart!

And Low and Behold Rodney Kunkle, The Wal-Mart Lingerie Model / Wanna be Playmate enters my life.
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THERE is NOT a panty that could work for him! A mask perhaps?

He needs these Enemeez Mini Enemas and I wonder if they also sell a do it yourself lobotomy kit! Oh Wait He doesn't need a lobotomy, he already appears to be without part of his mind.......But he enemas from

Perhaps someone should have told Ohio's finest this first ShopInPrivate.com for items that cure embarrassing ailments. Seems like modeling panties in a Wal-Mart may be one of those embarrassing ailments, thoughts?

Or at the VERY LEAST Rodney wear a costume, a mask, anything. It's a bad day when even at Wal-Mart you are not hot! OUCH! Over 10,000 Costumes - Why Shop Anywhere Else?

No one knows better than ever so newly famous Mr. Kunkle Knows Going to the store can be embarrassing. Shop in private at ShopInPrivate.com.

He should really read my blogs!
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For his NEXT BIG Idea Perhaps he should try these?

In case he Shiiiiii, (you get the idea) himself when he realized, posting Pantie pics at Wal-Mart IS a felony! Good to know! I repeat! It IS a felony!



Lady Bugs, However ....uh!
Much Love,
Tammy, THE Hungry Comic, Paris Hilton of the Trailer Park!
 


NOT Rodney!





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Thursday, March 3, 2011

Georgia Extending school hours by an additional two! Instead Of Extending Hours, Here's an Idea!

Back to the good old days. perhaps?
retro banner, retro t shirts
An Idea, a continuation of the previous post, regarding ....
Georgia Extending school hours by an additional two!

Instead Of Extending Hours, Here's an Idea!

I have a novel idea. Perhaps instead of the state of Georgia changing the teacher certification tests, the professional standards and the overall education system every time our children fail , or our teachers. Perhaps we should turn to a state with an above average success rate and follow their model.

Otherwise us southerners are going to look as much like short bus hillbilly's as the North already believes. Let's put down the rebel flags (FYI, not only is the South NOT going to rise again, well folks, it never rose, we lost the war. Fact even I got that much out of my Georgia history class)


I say we because I have essentially grown up in the South, however I did go to school in the North prior and honestly, I WAS in fact way further ahead of my classmates when I arrived. Have no fear my Georgia teachers put me well behind the learning curve.

Whew and luckily my Higher Southern Education didn't do much better. After all my Alma Mater is the Largest private educator of teachers in the state of Georgia. OUCH! They may want to keep that under their hat huh?
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We are NOT less capable of learning when you pass the Mason Dixon line, so can someone in the Georgia Legislature PAY ATTENTION? Use a wee bit of common sense? Just Saying!

Why am I qualified to talk about this? Well perhaps I am not, but I have a Combination Education Undergraduate Degree. Mathematics, Science and Humanities (I was almost you kids teacher).
A graduate Degree, Masters, in Computer Science with an emphasis in security and I started another Masters degree that I hoped would end in a forensics Psychology Degree.
I need a vacation, don't you? This is depressing!
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I taught a a Highly regarded (not by me, another story, another time) private University and I was an Administrator at the same University for years, Director of Admissions, when they broke up with me. I still think they owe me a refund. Any attorneys out there want to take on the case? Should be hilarious even if it isn't won, but honestly I think I make a GREAT Point.... again another story!

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I have more, I am sure this will be continued!

Much Love, Please Comment! Tammy
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Georgia County wants to Extend School day by TWO Hours? What?

I Have an Education Degree?
Extend Those School Hours Georgia! NOT! How can that help? 


Is it the Slow Southern Draaaaaaaawel? Use a success Model!
Georgia County wants  to Extend School day by TWO Hours? What?

I am forever accused of talking too fast. I always say I talk fast give double the information, because I know folks only listen to half of what each other say. So if I talk fast and say twice as much they at least get 100% of the information I wanted to tell them.

A Georgia County, Cobb I believe, proposes extending the school day by two hours. I just heard it on the news and I was completely perplexed, perhaps dumbfounded is a better word.

I talk fast and I am from the North, are the teachers just talking too slow? Are we here in the South raising a generation of slower children?

I have a novel idea. Perhaps instead of the state of Georgia changing the teacher certification tests, the professional standards and the overall education system every time our children fail , or our teachers. Perhaps we should turn to a state with an above average success rate and follow their model.

There is clown college......Be a clown or pretend to be a princess, HA!
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Otherwise us southerners are going to look as much like short bus hillbilly's as the North already believes. Let's put down the rebel flags (FYI, not only is the South NOT going to rise again, well folks, it never rose, we lost the war. Fact even I got that much out of my Georgia history class)

I say we because I have essentially grown up in the South, however I did go to school in the North prior and honestly, I WAS in fact way further ahead of my classmates when I arrived. Have no fear my Georgia teachers put me well behind the learning curve.

Whew and luckily my Higher Southern Education didn't do much better. After all my Alma Mater is the Largest private educator of teachers in the state of Georgia. OUCH! They may want to keep that under their hat huh?
RENT TEXTBOOKS NOW!!
We are NOT less capable of learning when you pass the Mason Dixon line, so can someone in the Georgia Legislature PAY ATTENTION? Use a wee bit of common sense? Just Saying!

Why am I qualified to talk about this? Well perhaps I am not, but I have a Combination Education Undergraduate Degree. Mathematics, Science and Humanities (I was almost you kids teacher).
A graduate Degree, Masters, in Computer Science with an emphasis in security and I started another Masters degree that I hoped would end in a forensics Psychology Degree.
I need a vacation, don't you? This is depressing!
Book Early and Save up to $450 on Vacation Packages with Expedia! Find Great Deals in Hot Destinations only at Expedia.com!
I taught a a Highly regarded (not by me, another story, another time) private University and I was an Administrator at the same University for years, Director of Admissions, when they broke up with me. I still think they owe me a refund. Any attorneys out there want to take on the case? Should be hilarious even if it isn't won, but honestly I think I make a GREAT Point.... again another story!

Have headache now?
Earn 5% back on future nonprescription orders with drugstore.com dollars(tm)!
(Shameless plug, save gas order from the links, I am unemployed, ha! At least i am honest)


I have more, I am sure this will be continued!

Much Love, Please Comment! Tammy
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Look How Smart I Look
Tammy



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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Over 18 Shhh, Tiny Bubbles, Well Tiny Something! BEST Products! Nice!


Shhh, Tiny Bubbles, Well Tiny Something!
BEST Products! Nice!


So I have been partnering with different companies lately.
Girls' gotta get fed, one way or another. 

So first I hope you click on the links and shop and I hope you get a chuckle over the reviews, and get the things you need, even if you MUST shop in private.


I of course poke fun at everything. Usually me. This website ROCKS! Get something you need completely in secret or get a giggle.

Now I know I have been hoping for a Dictoria's Secret, but until then for all you less "fortunate" guys (and even less fortunate girl friends). Order Your "Tiny Condoms" right here.

And who doesn't Need Anal bleaching cream. Really? Call me low maintenance but I never thought about it. I have been to concerned about fighting the gray hairs it never occurred to me it may be my anal hair that is turning people off. Evidently there is a need for this so I feel like I am doing a public service.
Anal Bleaching Cream I am dead serious, this is a real product from a real company and if you need it, they are evidently INCREDIBLY Discreet. Good to know!

Oh the list goes on and on. They have is broken down into sections like "Embarrassing" , "Strange"  and many more interesting categories.



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All my Love,
Tammy
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Thursday, February 17, 2011

Your Favorite Comedy Songs! To GO!



$7 Gas? The Sky Is Falling, The Sky Is Falling! Real News?

Gas Prices in Atlanta, Chicken Little Reports the News!!
11 Alive Reports Breaking News, Maybe?

11 Alive's "Most Viewed News Story"  on their website and heard being rebroadcast on the radio this morning is :

"7-Dollars A Gallon For Gas? In Worst Case Scenario, Maybe."

Honestly I should have stopped reading at maybe.

Wow, so I heard it on the radio, I thought, that gas prices were to rise to $7 a gallon. I was a bit panicked to say the least. I lost my Job last December and have been struggling pursuing a Career as a Comedian and Humorist while looking for a replacement job! I can barely fill up my car now when I need to and I don't even travel very often, thank goodness because I can't afford to replace the brakes, but I guess running out of fuel I cannot afford will certainly stop my vehicle.

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I really hate to call someone or a company out but 11 Alive News Atlanta are you a serious "News" agency or did it turn to creative writing? At the very least put the disclaimer that comes after Law and Order saying that although this may depict real situations not facts were wrangled in the writing of this article.


Yes the Author of the article Keith Whitney did say maybe but he also said many experts! 
Quit fussing at me! Keep Reading! You may giggle and think a bit!

11 Alive News Atlanta, are you hiring? I write, I am told I am pretty funny and I can certainly embellish or make up events. Without question I can make up scenarios of what could happen to get you guys on the radio or reprinted. I can certainly find MANY experts. Do they have to be experts on the topic I am writing about? Oh according to the article, I guess not, any old expert will do.

So the article clearly states "What Could Happen", based purely in speculation by some guy in Cobb County who is in charge of something and evidently the president of a financial company. I know he is an expert because the author quoted him in the article. Quoted him say "If and could" and of course "Domino Effect" because just saying that sounds scary. I believe he's an expert in something, but foreign policy or economics?


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I am President of Worst Of Anything, and I think if we could get Luke Skywalker and Hans Solo back in flight, well we could send the Force with them and put an end to this whole worry. Or better yet, The Rock seems to need things to do, he is returning to wrestling. Or Brenden Frasier, I haven't seen him in a while.  Oh Now Keith Whitney don't tell me they are actors and fictional characters they are no more fictional than the President of a financial company in Cobb County playing the part of Middle Eastern affairs Specialist, is it?

My FAVORITE part of the Article is where this spot on research oriented, truth seeking reporter, heads to the street and gets public opinion and quotes. Did he have a word count to fulfill? What were the chances he was going to find someone that said, "OMG Really? Gas is going up to $7 a gallon? Awesome, my kids were getting too fat, less food for them, without hurting their feeling".

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

With picture oops! Students crack the books in college!! Hilarious ! My daughter rocks!

Students crack the books in college!! Hilarious ! My daughter rocks! Hmmm not good at math eh? Evidently this student sucks at measurement and math. Hopefully they are not taking a class in wardrobe! Sorry forgot the picture  Www.Worstofanything.com Facebook.com/Worstofanything  Twitter.com/Worstofanything