Monday, December 27, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Quick Mix, save time and Money! Tammy's Holiday Recipes!
1 package of Ramen Noodles
Accidently drop packet of Ramen Noodles on ground while bringing in groceries (other packets/flavors of Ramen Noodles)
For folks with no budget I suggest Top Ramen.
Run over with the car tire. Act surprised.
Get bowl dump contents, find seasoning packet
Lightly, I mean a drop, oil (water if you have none)
Stir.....
Serve Large Shots of Pure Grain Alcohol or Tequila.
Serve Party Mix
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I Need A Hand Job - Commerical [LMAO]
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Sunday, December 12, 2010
Wow... Really?? Government Cheese at it's best
If you can't afford the electric maybe you shouldn't buy a condo !!
Sunday, December 5, 2010
There is an app for that.. Fit or fugly wow
Wow.... Yes I downloaded it
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Friday, October 8, 2010
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
What happens when the bed Rockets are Used
Last Stop.....well it may be...
And If you do stop there, you are not going anywhere... Notice the gas!
The Phone Of Doom.........
The Phone of DOOM... Located at the creepiest hobbit motel!
My first thought is no one living or staying at this place had a quarter or whatever it had gone up to to use this phone.
The only thing intact outside the Dwarf dwelling oddly enough was a pay phone...... If in fact anyone does stay here... ummmmm funny I think they will not have a quarter.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
A little Fork in the restroom?
More Comedy, Funny Pictures and great Events at Worst Of Anything
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Dear Dr. Pepper, I Need A Hand Job - (video) to open my soda!
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
This is the "Best of Everything" from the Worstofanything.com. The Good
the amazing Gina Robertson ( photographer) and Tom Spencer( musician)
for spoiling me:) and being two of the most incredible people I
know !! That is a fact!!!
Saturday, September 4, 2010
When crickets attack...
house in the wee hours..... Why is a cricket even up at this hour? And
why is he waiting at my door?
So I do my duty to try and save him, capture him and do a "release"
back into the wild.... Or at the very least back onto my porch. Not
because I have a special desire to let more moths in, bur because
someone once told me it was bad luck if I killed a cricket ......
Well so off I go trying to sneak quietly around the house to capture
the green beast ( by beast I mean a smallish size , more than likely a
hyper infant , hence the late hours, or perhaps a dwarfed teen
cricket , which explains the sneaking out. Or rather sneaking in. )
So I am trying to be silent as not to wake up my college age daughter
and her friend , who just drove from NC to surprise me and see my
show. Woot woot.
Live on the main stage.... Tammy ... Tammy to the mainstage.... And
there is the pole... And lord knows , even at my age, I am hanging
onto the stripper hair as long as possible. Until I get to that "short
hair age" not sure what the age is but it happens... Honestly have you
ever seen an old lady with hair to her ass? No I did not think you
had,....
Uh oh all that and wrong stage turns out it isn't my first time as a
stripper on the mainstage ..... It is in fact a comedic performance.
Well come to think of it , it would be comedy either way and perhaps
even more amusing to see me on a stripper pole rather than a mic....
Hopefully both my stand up and strip tease are equally comedic .
So I try to capture the mini cricket . Sneaking up behind it and of
course like with ALL stupid ideas... It attacks. Not the normal I am
gonna jump then hide. But more the I am going to jump and jump and
jump and jump and land on the giant trying to capture me over and
over.... Causing the giant to jump. So now we have me quietly
screaming and jumping. Out of control cricket which I am only saving
because someone told me if I killed a cricket it was bad luck ... I
also don't eat turkey sandwiches for lunch because I have convinced
myself thst I will fall fast asleep if I do....
So jumping noisy lucky cricket , jumping giant screaming
internally .... When I realize it isn't a cricket at all. I look for
Pinocchio or Geppeto and realize it isn't Jimminy at all but a
grasshopper..... So I squished it.... Only bad luck there was for the
grasshopper and the fact I don't drink .... Ha!
Ok no crickets were harmed in the creation of this story ....
T
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Monday, August 16, 2010
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Ladies Choice.... Men get Lucky.... Lucky Numbers that is... although if she asks you for some quarters it may be your night!
In addition it has an overt display of role reversal in society today !! Hey. Condoms in the Ladies room and a scale in the mens. Oh but the men can get "lucky " well numbers at least . If she asks for quarters, it may be your night!!
That is NOT gonna help!!
Ladies choice all skate all skate. Fluzey
Ahhh and a scale for the MEN, yup not the ladies, Suck it in man it will make your umm umm smile look bigger.