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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Ahhh So happy I still got it...... Nothing more flattering.....

Ahhh So happy I still got it...... Nothing more flattering.....

So I get to pick up my daughter tonight back from college..... woot woot, nothing more exciting!!<---- that I really mean I miss her soooooo much!! She chooses to meet me at the Varsity (She lost her keys and hitched a ride with a college friend, a whole different story) yes the Downtown Atlanta Varsity..... the one with lots of parking and plenty of homeless dudes.......

So I am approached, as we are gathering her things and putting them in my car, by a man who "just wants something to eat"...... well of course I never finish anything I order, and had a WHOLE order of Onion rings and a chili cheese steak that had NOT been touched..... I said "Here I have food" He says (and I kind you not he really said this..) "What do you have??" Really ??? I mean if I was begging for food I would not be picky.... I would be grateful...... yea yea you know.... he wanted money...

Who has money these days?? I am waititng for the day when I tell them I don't have any cash and they pull out a keypad and ask me for my pin....

Ok So I tell him I don't have any cash .... he says Anything, change".... Ok so I dig in the cup holder for about thirty- five cents..... as I do this... OH YES this totally happened.... he says....

"Hey Shorty those your kids??? You gotcha yo self a fine a@@ mmmm hmmm. " Sho don't look like a sexy woman...... "I'm not even going to continue with the banter that I so politely tried to ignore!!

Really?? Did the guy asking me for change j and my leftovers just try to get with me??? Hmmmm so is our first date a dumpster dive?? And when I sleep over do I bring my own box or will he share his????????

So at forty I at the very least know that I have still GOT IT.... at the very least with the man on the corner.... See ladies there is no reason to stay in that relationship...... there is a new man on every corner... Literally, just bring a cheeseburger and some spare change....

Hey Shorty you look so good to me!!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Fun fun fun Traffic and the Holidays! Just a thought!

I think during the holidays it should be legal to make some of the car lights green. So traffic is a festive happy place =)

I tried to start a "horn" rendition of jingle bells but I couldn't get anyone to honk along or in tune........ Maybe I should tape sheet music to the side of my vehicle...

I did however get quite a few festive one finger waves..... I just don't think they are much in the holiday spirit.... oh wait I get it... "The Bird" symbolizing Thanksgiving.... awww how sweet of them!!

Friday, November 13, 2009

What am I up to??? Where is the PARTY???

Hmmmm

Well a little disclaimer...... not sure if this will be funny, but just a streaming bunch of thoughts to kind of get you up to date!!

Who am I?? A forty year old empty nester that has discovered, rediscovered and is discovering life all over again at 40!!

What I discovered??
In the past year or so, ah give or take a couple..... I found a group of friends that just wants things to do!! Maybe mostly me but I think we are all having a great time=) Anywho, I have an amazing network of friends, very few business associates and a bazillion invites daily to all different kinds of events...... Let me regress back to business associates..... I say I have very few, because I don't much like to do "business" with someone I can't call friend..... My friends take care of me, and I hope I can take care of them... so that's what I mean by that!!

Ok now back to my purpose and where's the party......

Like I said I get lots of invites and I LOVE going to everything I can..... love planning events, hanging out in bars, listening to music.... dancing, talking and laughing, BUT most of the events have been geared towards the "younger set" (only in age mind you) So I wanted to make a forum for my age group.... the eighties babies and a little each way the grads from the 70's, 80's and early nineties. Parties and events where we can all hang together...... so my goal is to create lists of places, where we can have fun, meet different folks and have an amazing time..... Plus plan a few.....

I'm creating a website.... although I need LOTS of help.... =) That will have all the funny stuff, plus a directory of venues...... what I think of em....... and start planning events...

The first will be local to my old stomping ground.... A "Rock and Roll reunion"... stay tuned should be a BLAST!!

The sky is the limit..... let the good times begin!!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Multimedia message

Ok so I don't really care how hot you are you can't pull off the gold shiny pants. I'm more than a little worried that they are being mass produced and sold at my local mall. Ever heard the phrase just because it comes in your size doesn.t mean you should wear it ? Ok well gold (or and for you silver fans you can get those too) pants in any size don't make sense. I have to admit as I tried mine on I was oddly amused at the nugget "gold" effect my rear and thighs produced. Now that's hot. And I remember how popular nugget rings were in the eighties. Hmmm maybe I am on to something. I think I'll go back and get a pair. Plus if their is a solid gold reunion I don't want to be fighting over them. Now where can I find a polyester knit one shoulder dress. And baby if you'll put on the white leisure suit it is on !