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Audition Improv Comedy Sunday June 7 2015

Audition comedy Improv  Sunday June 7, 2015 for Major Media group
#STFU

Hey guys!
Are you quick witted, funny love making folks laugh and want to be a part of the best of the best? The first round of auditions are tomorrow 3pm June 7 2005.

Readings/Auditions/ interviews will start at 3:00 and the venue is set at Newks located in Midtown near the train station. Address Is 933 Peachtree St NE
Unit 921
Atlanta, GA,
Please forward or bring
Headshot, photo, bio, vital stats, name and stage name (if any) contact info best number, cell (text or calls?), email and social networks. Optional : Feel free to include additional information you would like considered as well. I.e. video, blogs, explanation if improv it comedy is a career change, etc.
You can also bring packet or media kit to audition. Electronic allows all parties to view ahead of your arrival!
Forward above information to
ComedianJoJo@gmail.com
It will also be forwarded to all parties in the media group STFU
Questions email above or text 404.96WORST
I look foward to an amazing turn out and to working with an amazing group. Bring your A game. Be funny, comfortable and quick!
Much love,
JoJo aka Tammy Jo Jo aka Worstofanything
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Learn to Paint Dolphin Man, The red (neck) Period.

There was a blue period in art.....
Welcome to the south and The RED Period, as in (Redneck)
 
Perhaps He should Take a course, YES I am laughing. However I did find this really cool place that has mainly Musical Instruction, Guitar, drums, etc. However, The also have a PAINTING course. Maybe this is an appropriate gift for all that have the "Dolphin Creative Redneck" in them. Check them out =)

Book Curacao Now! Receive $400 Resort Credit, 1 FREE night + 1 FREE scuba dive!
Expires - 3/15/2011

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Quick Mix, save time and Money! Tammy's Holiday Recipes!

Party Mix Anyone Can Fix.... 

1 package of Ramen Noodles
Accidently drop packet of Ramen Noodles on ground while bringing in groceries (other packets/flavors of Ramen Noodles)
For folks with no budget I suggest Top Ramen.
Run over with the car tire. Act surprised.
Get bowl dump contents, find seasoning packet
Lightly, I mean a drop, oil (water if you have none)
Stir.....

 Serve Large Shots of Pure Grain Alcohol or Tequila.
Serve Party Mix


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I Need A Hand Job - Commerical [LMAO]

Always a favorite!!! Need a Holiday Gift?



HungryComic.com Feed a Comic and Save a Life.... Oops, I mean Laugh!

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Wow... Really?? Government Cheese at it's best

Really? SO I get a cell phone if I get welfare? Sign me up. Whew the perks of childbirth, unemployement and.... hey that is not very perky.

Grrrr unbelievable. Government cheese ... At it's best

Last Stop.....well it may be...

Says one stop but should be last stop .... It is across from the luxury open air "organic " hotel ;) 
And If you do stop there, you are not going anywhere... Notice the gas!

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The Phone Of Doom.........

The Phone of DOOM... Located at the creepiest hobbit motel!

My first thought is no one living or staying at this place had a quarter or whatever it had gone up to to use this phone.

The only thing intact outside the Dwarf dwelling oddly enough was a pay phone...... If in fact anyone does stay here... ummmmm funny I think they will not have a quarter.

Mmmmm It;s a restbroom

A little Fork in the restroom?

For those of you who like a secret  fork in the public bathroom.....   

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How to get a MAN any man to send you sweet text messages ALL day, and even your best friends man! READ before you judge! Good stuff here!

Single? Lonely? Want to know how to get ANY man or woman to shower you with I love yous all day?

Want someone to send you sweet texts all day long so you can strategically leave the phone in viewing distance of the beast in your office that is always talkin bout his/her game? Dates? or the mushy mushy lovey dovey couple talk?

Well here you go, never fails, and leave it once again to the face book gods to yes take away the businesses self esteem (read the life vs. love rant) but give away self esteem for everyone else to "Share the Love (or like)"

Trick is to find that couple, we all have them, those dear friends that are so in love (I may have just .... oh never mind, must be something I ate. KIDDING KIDDING, if she reads this, I am kidding, I totally and completely adore the way he talks to you, I would have it no other way. You my sweet friend deserve NOTHING but the VERY BEST!). Ok and back to the instructions:

1) Find early morning couple that as they are sitting next to each other drinking their coffee in the morning wearing matching robes (I am imagining matching robes, not not like that you sicko) . This couple, completely made up in my head named coincidentally Robin and Jeff, strictly a coincidence, I promise, I mean come on with all of the crazy being stored in my brain how can I possibly also store unique names. I mean really, I might lose something important if I said Ginger and Joe.... see there ? two new names and I lost my train of thought. Is that how it is spelled? Train of thought? like Choo Choo Train of thought? I have evidently been derailed by Ginger... Back on the tracks gotta get this train a rollin, so we can all share the love train love train, see how I worked that song in there? Stuck in your head now huh? People all over the world now on a love train, love train. Ok back to the "How to get I love yous sent to your text inbox all day long. (even if you haven't had a date since Sadie Hawkins, in 3rd grade..... 20 year ago... ) 

I completely, as always wandered off topic.... ok back on track As this amazing couple  sips their coffee and share the sugar they sweetly leave each other a sweet, good morning, I love you bunches, had a great weekend... love love love love love love love.. kiss kiss kiss kiss. ..they  are truly and completely  adorable as they leave each other face book messages. 

AND when they do ..... Here is your chance. Remember the like button I thought Facebook was pimping itself out with? Well it may be there lure to get strangers to follow them home but it is your opportunity to be endlessly showed with I love you ALL day! Because, they really are in love and adorable and all the things I, I mean you despise (AGAIN KIDDING) and they will do it throughout the day. So if you hit the LIKE button, every time the send a sweet message it looks like it comes straight to you, I mean they don't need to name each other every time it is on their wall you are just in great social networking tradition, prying needlessly into the lives of others trying to get at least a thrill since as hard as you try you cannot talk you boss into the monthly company Sadie Hawkins Dance, oh but you hang in there, you will either get your dance or as other kitty explains, there is always another stray kitty that will wander into your life looking for some food, unless of course you are a complete DOG! Bah ha ha ha, I simply could not resist, I am absolutely amazed and astonish at the wit that comes out of the conversations in my head, almost as brilliant as my fashion choices... ahhh.... oh there I go again. 

The point is hit the like button, the sweet texts come to you and NO one has a clue! Honestly who would be the wiser? I don't think this blog post is going to go viral  and in the last post (like vs love) I figured out that only half of my so call fans liked me, so the secret is safe! Unless someone else has figured this out.... surely not, I am not surpassed in my GENUS (yes intentionally spelled incorrectly because of a serious face book description I read once, apparently in all there brilliance they are afforded with the one thing they could not afford was a spell check. I on the other hand, do not claim to be a genus, genius or a writer or a speller. If you want some one with good grammar you are in the VERY wrong place!

So short version-

1) Watch for in love couple to do the start of the day text.

2) Like it! I don't mean you really have to like it, I know it is killing you, hit the LIKE button idiot, I mean umm person who needs self esteem boost because none ever really sees you for the truly awesome blossom that you are (nit the onion) but that works either way huh? I am going to say that often. No one will have a clue whether I am describing them as a beautiful flower or a slightly spicy vegetable that will probably make them miserable shortly after the pleasure of digesting......

3) Get amazing I love yous all day long and never have to shave your legs!! (I don't know what the guy version of that would be, some one wants to clue me in, I am game)

So go to sleep tonight knowing you will be loved all day tomorrow!

HA!

A little background, because when it happened I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. I love love love that girl and he has been amazing, always the sweet messages, even lets her come out with me for girls night and partake in my very disturbing dance moves, that resemble a distance learning program for a  truck driving school. One day I was on fb in the morning and they said something sweet and I hit like because it made my heart smile. A little later on in the day I looked down at my phone and it was a sweet I love you message from Jeff! I thought who the heck is Jeff and why is he sending and before I got the me out to myself yes one of my usual one sided conversations I realize which Jeff it was and knew exactly what had happened and literally was laughing to the point of tears, with coupled with the fact that I was talking to myself removed all doubt to the rest of the shoppers of my mental stability and I was miraculously at the front of the check out line at grocery rush hour with two carts full of single scan items and all the random coupons I could grab that truly do not go to anything in my card yet make me particularly entertained as the poor girl tries to "let me down" easy as she has to tell me I can't us that because I didn't have the right product. One of these days I am going to have to work my ways into little sad tears as I nod and go ok, I am so sorry ma'am I hoped I could. Ok I don't do that never even thought of it until just now, but if you want to run the video camera, I certainly would love to dive it a shot!

Have a beautiful day! Much Love!

Ads that Work! Really? Wrinkle cream?

I don't think I need to add too much to this.......... Are they selling a lot of wrinkle cream using this ad or strategy? In their defense I didn't follow the link to see if there was an after picture where she looks 21 and a centerfold......

No offense but when I am her age..... wrinkle cream is going to be the last of my worries...

I don't think I need to add too much to this.......... Are they selling a lot of wrinkle cream using this ad or strategy? In their defense I didn't follow the link to see if there was an after picture where she looks 21 and a centerfold......
No offense but when I am her age..... wrinkle cream is going to be the last of my worries...

Fun fun fun Traffic and the Holidays! Just a thought!

I think during the holidays it should be legal to make some of the car lights green. So traffic is a festive happy place =)

I tried to start a "horn" rendition of jingle bells but I couldn't get anyone to honk along or in tune........ Maybe I should tape sheet music to the side of my vehicle...

I did however get quite a few festive one finger waves..... I just don't think they are much in the holiday spirit.... oh wait I get it... "The Bird" symbolizing Thanksgiving.... awww how sweet of them!!

Whale Love...... Nuff Said...

Ok yes...... my mind wanders...... and my luck is always so good with ridiculous timing...... I would play the lottery but I think my chances of finding the random in life is much more likely...... The Georgia Aquarium!!

No the music wasn't playing in the background..... I did in fact add it.......

So what is this all about??? the Worst of Anything???? What the hey hey......

Hmmmmmm..... very interesting you might ask.... ok so maybe you didn't ask but I figured Lucy better get to explaining...... NO I am not Lucy and for all of you old enough you may have gotten that for the I Love Lucy Show back in the day........ ahhh how I love that woman.... "LUCY you got some splainin' to do!!!!!!"

The Worst of Anything or WOA (pronounced WHOOOOOAAAAA!! HA!) Is something that has been in my head for years and recent events made me realize it is time to take chances, share the laughter and begin another journey!! Ok and beginning another journey doesn't mean the old one will end...... it just means adding to it, reinventing myself and sharing what I see and how it gets interpreted in my brain........ My own personal tragic comedy........ not so tragic but lots of comedy!!

How I set this up...... I am SOOOOOO green to blogging so bear with me, I am trying to make it as easy to navigate as possible...... I figured the Worst of Anything is the main page and I am putting the ASIDES..... the stories off to the side in the link thingy......

I just thought posting EVERY Single thought in my head.... past, present and future would be a bit much all on one page...... The stories are real...... I don't think they are embellished...... just the translation from what is in my head..... this should make for a VERY interesting experience.....

NOTE: STAY Tuned for the pictures and the tour "Beyond the Stall" .... a guide to Public RR's Nationwide...... and the miscellaneous and ridiculous findings along the way..... have you seen the cheeze it? Time to take America by storm ..... dive by dive.... stay tuned for the next segment....... The Ritz with an S has not met Carlton, and I am sure my mint on the pillow has been licked..........

Of course I have no way to finance this endeavor....... but I am working on it ;o) Come along for the laughs as the Journey begins..... and the past is revisited!!