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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

I said open the "SCREEN not SPLEEN" rut row who let her have the Scissors?

Can I go on record as saying "Cool, one can become a certified nursing assistant in 17 days?" AND Please don't let them assist on me" . If your in that big of a hurry you don't like school and if you don't like school then you probably don't like the home work and well when the doctor requests someone to open the screen , I don't want you to get scissor happy and go for my spleen!!

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

How come it took so long for my 80's fashion choices to become main stream ?? Really ???

How come it took so long for my 80's fashion choices to become main stream ?? Really ???

Friday, July 1, 2011

Ok so let me get this straight if the pump catches on fire. I am suppose to rush into the fire to get the extinguisher? Or do I "keep clear" as it says on the hoody and it will explode and extinguish the fire or kill me instantly and end my panic ?? ViewBe , www.Worstofanything.com Making the Best of Everything!!

Ok so let me get this straight if the pump catches on fire. I am suppose to rush into the fire to get the extinguisher? Or do I "keep clear" as it says on the hoody and it will explode and extinguish the fire or kill me instantly and end my panic ?? ViewBe , www.Worstofanything.com Making the Best of Everything!!

Tammy Collins, Stand Up Comedian, writer Marketing and Creative Genius and Brand promotion ( NOT cattle )

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Ok I Know It's Getting Harder to Meet a Man but really ??? She said she liked them older ....As I always say Perfect Date Filthy Rich and Ready to Leave It to an Heir. This is where I picked her up this morning !! Ha!

A friend asked me to pick her up this morning!! Yes she's my age!!!
Ok I Know It's Getting Harder to Meet a Man but really ??? She said she liked them older ....As I always say Perfect Date Filthy Rich and Ready to Leave It to an Heir

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Kesha and Mariah Carey for President? Thanks Newt! Talk About Social Engineering!

Kesha and Mariah Carey for President? 
Thanks Newt! Talk About Social Engineering!

 
What do you get when you mix Social Engineering with Glitter?
It could be a bid for Mariah Cary or Kesha for president!
I guess we lucked out thanks to Mariah's New Mama Status... But Kesha with the $15,000 a month Glitter habit? Thanks folks for the Political stunt, now she is going to think she gets ALL the Glitter she can!
Not Commander in Chief ......... Commander in Chic.... 



HA!!


Arnold Schwarzenegger Movie's match his life:

Arnold Schwarzenegger Movie's match his life:
Maria is playing The Terminator and it is Judgment day, soon to be the End Of Days and now he has Collateral Damage sincee mistress had total recall. #woa



Arnold Schwarzenegger Question of the Day? How Could He Cheat With Such an Ugly Woman?

Number One Arnold Schwarzenegger Question is????
How Could He Cheat With Such An UGLY Woman?

Everyone keeps asking How Arnold Schwarzenegger  could cheat on beautiful Maria Shriver with such an ugly woman! I hear she has an amazing pussinality !

Arnold Schwarzenegger, AKA, The Douchenator, Arnold Douchenegger,
an Ugly Baby Mama, Mildred Patricia Baena 
and Maria Shriver.... It sucks to be a Kennedy woman huh? It goes to show you that Arnold is NOT a true Kennedy, just your average Douche Bag. A Kennedy's Mistress would have been Marylin Monroe "ish" right?

Take a Look!



Tuesday, April 19, 2011

New??? What month is it? Yes it's a Jesus holiday hmmmm wrong one ? Perhaps ?

New??? What month is it? Yes it's a Jesus holiday hmmmm wrong one ? Perhaps ? Goooooooo peeps and Raceatrac for confirming the holidays are too commercial

BYOP Phone from car Bring your own phone

BYOP Phone from car Bring your own phone

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Shop and Support Hungry Comic and Worst of Anything!

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Click on the Links and Check out the T-shirts, Costumes and other products. Just shop like you normally would. If there is something you are looking for in particular drop me a line and I will see if there are any coupons for it.

The NEW Worst of Anything Website is nearly finished and has a large shopping section, including coupons and lots of fun things!

Thank you in advance,
Tammy and Worst Of Anything

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Monday, March 7, 2011

Really CHANGE the baby!

Cindy Crawford MB 728x90

New Parents, not the baby you expected? 
Time to "Change" the baby! Literally!!

Here's the authentic "Baby Changing Table" toss it and try again!



Hilarious, I wonder if it was intentional, or if perhaps there was a changing table there at one time!
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As Always please do your shopping using the links! Only Shop for the things you would buy anyway! Looking for something? Ask me I may have a coupon! I have been fortunate to have some very AMAZING companies partner with me!

Much Love, have a laugh on me! Tammy



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Things to serve your jerk husband/ boyfriend for $1000 Alex

Things to serve your jerk husband/ boyfriend for $1000 Alex..

Saturday, March 5, 2011

I nearly Crashed making a U Turn What? Hilarious! Bad Decorating tips! Red!


This Home Improvement Specialist Needs to Find a NEW Career!


Wow, Red, Really? Dolphins and a Rebel Flag 
Rebel Flags, Dolphins and Home Decorating? Not So Much! 

Who Is their decorator? I am NO Domestic Goddess BUT REALLY? Hilarious.
I nearly crashed trying to find a place to U- Turn!
Is there a DO NOT HIRE Site? 





HILARIOUS Stuff!
Much Love,
Tammy



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I nearly ran off the road UTURN taking this pic! Hilarious! W... on Twitpic





Learn to Paint Dolphin Man, The red (neck) Period.

There was a blue period in art.....
Welcome to the south and The RED Period, as in (Redneck)
I nearly ran off the road UTURN taking this pic! Hilarious! W... on Twitpic 
Perhaps He should Take a course, YES I am laughing. However I did find this really cool place that has mainly Musical Instruction, Guitar, drums, etc. However, The also have a PAINTING course. Maybe this is an appropriate gift for all that have the "Dolphin Creative Redneck" in them. Check them out =)

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Friday, March 4, 2011

Part 1 1/2 Wal-Mart, Man Passing Out panty Photos! O-H-I-O

What Do A Man at Wal-Mart Leaving Risque ,(or rather risky as it may be) Pictures, of himself in Wal-Mart Lingerie, Shopping and Anal Bleach have in common?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! 
But I tied them together!


So I had Wondered ......Just Recently, WHO would Need Some of These Products from ShopInPrivate.com Oh how I love this place. First because it has some amazing products I could never dream up. Second because well somethings you just don't want to go to target for and ESPECIALLY not Wal-Mart!

And Low and Behold Rodney Kunkle, The Wal-Mart Lingerie Model / Wanna be Playmate enters my life.
Get you Own  Sexy Panties at Lingerie.com. I, Personally, GUARANTEE you will look hotter!
THERE is NOT a panty that could work for him! A mask perhaps?

He needs these Enemeez Mini Enemas and I wonder if they also sell a do it yourself lobotomy kit! Oh Wait He doesn't need a lobotomy, he already appears to be without part of his mind.......But he enemas from

Perhaps someone should have told Ohio's finest this first ShopInPrivate.com for items that cure embarrassing ailments. Seems like modeling panties in a Wal-Mart may be one of those embarrassing ailments, thoughts?

Or at the VERY LEAST Rodney wear a costume, a mask, anything. It's a bad day when even at Wal-Mart you are not hot! OUCH! Over 10,000 Costumes - Why Shop Anywhere Else?

No one knows better than ever so newly famous Mr. Kunkle Knows Going to the store can be embarrassing. Shop in private at ShopInPrivate.com.

He should really read my blogs!
Tammy, I am the Hungry Comic! Please read the Shameless disclaimer below and feed me!
Over 10,000 Costumes - Why Shop Anywhere Else?

Shameless Plug/Plea  Please remember to shop using the links on our sites, and PLEASE share. This is my only income, entertainment, and laughter may be good medicine but it is Heck on the mortgage! Please shop, if you do not see it ask! 
Or support us by donating on the website or link below, or purchase advertising!  Or contact me about Sponsorship and investment opportunities in some of our projects!

I have ONLY partnered with companies I know love and trust!! Or I think are Unique and Hilarious! 

For his NEXT BIG Idea Perhaps he should try these?

In case he Shiiiiii, (you get the idea) himself when he realized, posting Pantie pics at Wal-Mart IS a felony! Good to know! I repeat! It IS a felony!



Lady Bugs, However ....uh!
Much Love,
Tammy, THE Hungry Comic, Paris Hilton of the Trailer Park!
 


NOT Rodney!





LOOK if the panties don't work, well they come with male, well you look!