Hippo with noodles on his back--best quality on YouTube

If Lady Gaga Shopped at Wal Mart

Not that my opinion counts, but upon marathon watching of music videos, I have concluded that Kesha is what Lady Gaga would be if she shopped at Wal-Mart... Justin Timberlake and Timberlake make me wish I had fed my daughter more fast food (late at night) and of course not gotten her braces... I am currently working on the remake "Feed your daughter lots of carry out so JT won't want her number, he won't be glad he came because she has thighs like thunder" Catchy if I do say so myself.


Ahh but back to Kesha.... ever hear a song that makes you think of Tiffany or Debbie Gipson? Kind of reminded me of that but, well I must say she was a bit older than I imagined. The Wal-Mart comes from a Saturday Night Live epsiode... yes full dress u, the Wal-Mart version of the Lady G herself..... I am a fan! I am ever impressed with promoters and their ability to make stars... Props

The Good News........

Ahhhh.... the good news.... someone just turned to me and said "Why do they have to tell us that?" Why do we need to know that another child dies by accident?" To which I promptly responded, "would you watch if they did a report on the days soccer happenings at the local field, where everything turned out 'just fine'?"

The response of course was no, and we know that no one would watch............. hmmm although I am not sure how a purely sad story about a mistake is really news, but it evidently makes people watch and until folks want to hear the good news well I think that is how newscasts will stay.

So I thought about what makes it, even "News Worthy"? Doesn't seem to make it unless there is drama..... so since The Douglasville Business Alliance only got attention due to what I call an accidental annoyance, I certainly did not mean to be annoying, I thought "What else will make folks pay attention?" How about "Douglasville Saturday Night Live?" except on a Thursday and a local cast? Plenty to satire..... hmmm who wants to be the mayor? Or at least play on on TV? =)

Devil Dating Dot Com, and Christian singles

Ahhh peculiar, yet understandable as it is.... there is a dating site for Christian Singles...... so I wish to start my own site Devil Dating Dot Com and of course begin the listings with my exes......and judging from most of the conversations folks have regarding their exes I certainly know all these scoundrels need somewhere to go, we certainly don't want them tainting the waters of the Christian dating scene........... I think I am on to something. I almost feel like I have found my purpose...... Ok Maybe not but you can never tell who will sign up.

Oh Yeah, I Did In Fact Place That Ad With This Post! HA!




I promise you that is a real link to a real site...... I wouldn't make that up!

Or I suppose Devil Dating Dot Com, For all of you who couldn't find a date on Christian singles and told them to go to ...... Ahem

How to get a MAN any man to send you sweet text messages ALL day, and even your best friends man! READ before you judge! Good stuff here!

Single? Lonely? Want to know how to get ANY man or woman to shower you with I love yous all day?

Want someone to send you sweet texts all day long so you can strategically leave the phone in viewing distance of the beast in your office that is always talkin bout his/her game? Dates? or the mushy mushy lovey dovey couple talk?

Well here you go, never fails, and leave it once again to the face book gods to yes take away the businesses self esteem (read the life vs. love rant) but give away self esteem for everyone else to "Share the Love (or like)"

Trick is to find that couple, we all have them, those dear friends that are so in love (I may have just .... oh never mind, must be something I ate. KIDDING KIDDING, if she reads this, I am kidding, I totally and completely adore the way he talks to you, I would have it no other way. You my sweet friend deserve NOTHING but the VERY BEST!). Ok and back to the instructions:

1) Find early morning couple that as they are sitting next to each other drinking their coffee in the morning wearing matching robes (I am imagining matching robes, not not like that you sicko) . This couple, completely made up in my head named coincidentally Robin and Jeff, strictly a coincidence, I promise, I mean come on with all of the crazy being stored in my brain how can I possibly also store unique names. I mean really, I might lose something important if I said Ginger and Joe.... see there ? two new names and I lost my train of thought. Is that how it is spelled? Train of thought? like Choo Choo Train of thought? I have evidently been derailed by Ginger... Back on the tracks gotta get this train a rollin, so we can all share the love train love train, see how I worked that song in there? Stuck in your head now huh? People all over the world now on a love train, love train. Ok back to the "How to get I love yous sent to your text inbox all day long. (even if you haven't had a date since Sadie Hawkins, in 3rd grade..... 20 year ago... ) 

I completely, as always wandered off topic.... ok back on track As this amazing couple  sips their coffee and share the sugar they sweetly leave each other a sweet, good morning, I love you bunches, had a great weekend... love love love love love love love.. kiss kiss kiss kiss. ..they  are truly and completely  adorable as they leave each other face book messages. 

AND when they do ..... Here is your chance. Remember the like button I thought Facebook was pimping itself out with? Well it may be there lure to get strangers to follow them home but it is your opportunity to be endlessly showed with I love you ALL day! Because, they really are in love and adorable and all the things I, I mean you despise (AGAIN KIDDING) and they will do it throughout the day. So if you hit the LIKE button, every time the send a sweet message it looks like it comes straight to you, I mean they don't need to name each other every time it is on their wall you are just in great social networking tradition, prying needlessly into the lives of others trying to get at least a thrill since as hard as you try you cannot talk you boss into the monthly company Sadie Hawkins Dance, oh but you hang in there, you will either get your dance or as other kitty explains, there is always another stray kitty that will wander into your life looking for some food, unless of course you are a complete DOG! Bah ha ha ha, I simply could not resist, I am absolutely amazed and astonish at the wit that comes out of the conversations in my head, almost as brilliant as my fashion choices... ahhh.... oh there I go again. 

The point is hit the like button, the sweet texts come to you and NO one has a clue! Honestly who would be the wiser? I don't think this blog post is going to go viral  and in the last post (like vs love) I figured out that only half of my so call fans liked me, so the secret is safe! Unless someone else has figured this out.... surely not, I am not surpassed in my GENUS (yes intentionally spelled incorrectly because of a serious face book description I read once, apparently in all there brilliance they are afforded with the one thing they could not afford was a spell check. I on the other hand, do not claim to be a genus, genius or a writer or a speller. If you want some one with good grammar you are in the VERY wrong place!

So short version-

1) Watch for in love couple to do the start of the day text.

2) Like it! I don't mean you really have to like it, I know it is killing you, hit the LIKE button idiot, I mean umm person who needs self esteem boost because none ever really sees you for the truly awesome blossom that you are (nit the onion) but that works either way huh? I am going to say that often. No one will have a clue whether I am describing them as a beautiful flower or a slightly spicy vegetable that will probably make them miserable shortly after the pleasure of digesting......

3) Get amazing I love yous all day long and never have to shave your legs!! (I don't know what the guy version of that would be, some one wants to clue me in, I am game)

So go to sleep tonight knowing you will be loved all day tomorrow!

HA!

A little background, because when it happened I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. I love love love that girl and he has been amazing, always the sweet messages, even lets her come out with me for girls night and partake in my very disturbing dance moves, that resemble a distance learning program for a  truck driving school. One day I was on fb in the morning and they said something sweet and I hit like because it made my heart smile. A little later on in the day I looked down at my phone and it was a sweet I love you message from Jeff! I thought who the heck is Jeff and why is he sending and before I got the me out to myself yes one of my usual one sided conversations I realize which Jeff it was and knew exactly what had happened and literally was laughing to the point of tears, with coupled with the fact that I was talking to myself removed all doubt to the rest of the shoppers of my mental stability and I was miraculously at the front of the check out line at grocery rush hour with two carts full of single scan items and all the random coupons I could grab that truly do not go to anything in my card yet make me particularly entertained as the poor girl tries to "let me down" easy as she has to tell me I can't us that because I didn't have the right product. One of these days I am going to have to work my ways into little sad tears as I nod and go ok, I am so sorry ma'am I hoped I could. Ok I don't do that never even thought of it until just now, but if you want to run the video camera, I certainly would love to dive it a shot!

Have a beautiful day! Much Love!

Bring your kid to work day!!! WOW!

This is NOT what they meant by bring your daughter to work day! I am sure of it!

I am all for families spending more time together..... we certainly need it!! But I was really aiming for something like dinner!! Honestly folks!!

Sheriff: Baby Brought Along For Armed Robbery - News Story - WSB Atlanta

Sheriff: Baby Brought Along For Armed Robbery

Posted: 7:32 am EDT April 21, 2010Updated: 7:49 am EDT April 21, 2010

WAYCROSS, Ga. -- A Waycross man is charged with bringing his 11-month-old daughter along during an armed robbery in rural Ware County.

Sheriff Randy Royal said 18-year-old Cornelius Lamar Moody, his 17-year-old girlfriend, Victoria Harris, and three others have been arrested in the robbery of a 34-year-old man inside his home early Tuesday.

Royal said the baby was in the getaway car during the robbery. He said she was dropped off at a relative's home shortly before a Ware County sheriff's deputy spotted the car and began pursuing it.

The sheriff said Moody is charged with armed robbery, burglary and cruelty to children. Harris is charged with being a party to armed robbery and burglary. Royal said Harris is not the baby's mother.

Copyright 2010 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

From Worst of Anything..... please note the notice at the end of the story!! Yep the part about copyright..... underneath were all of the "share buttons" Nice huh?? So not sure if I am in trouble or not!

Next fundraiser may involve bail!

I BEG you NEVER ever do this!! This is a serious blog!

Ok I am known mainly for my humor..... or maybe the awful silver pants, but those were funny too so I guess it is actually the same, but in all honesty I do read, I am kinda bright and I know something that is STUPID, not funny when I see it.

I think this really concerned me simply because I know so many folks trying to get fit or lose weight, and I have a dear friend I help out that owns a medical weight loss clinic. Because I help the good Dr out with marketing, I have been doing reading.... A LOT of reading on weight loss, fitness, etc., as I build his web site so that I have more ideas for content, bah, blah, blah.

Which brings me to my point!! Just like with dating... if it sounds too good to be true it probably is! And in this case even dangerous, honestly I simply cannot even believe it is legal! What the hey hey!

So let me say this... DO NOT EVER, I mean ever, buy syringes for subcutaneous injections for weight loss of HGC, or anything else for that matter. The danger in self-injecting that stuff, NOT medically supervised, is well..... INSANE!!

I recently had dinner with several medical professionals, real live doctors, and although it can be amazingly effective for patients, it has to be well supervised, and I hardly think a self injection kit, a book and a DVD, bypass the need for 8years of school and 19 years of practice!! Do you? This was a normal dinner conversation we were having, they talked about the amazing benefits, but benefits come with risks which are minimized or virtually nill, if one has a doctor monitoring, taking blood, checking one out, REGULARLY.

UGHHH! I nearly died when I clicked on the page! I was totally expecting, T-shirts, measuring tapes and workout videos! Never in a million years did I anticipate an injection kit and a suggestion to buy a book! WOW! (btw I made up the DVD, I didn't see one, so I guess you just have to rely on the book and hope the publisher really checked for typos and missing pages).

If you need to lose weight, I get it, I have been ready and studying and looking for the best healthy solutions and lifestyle implementations, and as soon as I get the package together there will be an amazing website filled with wonderful ideas, recipes blogs, blah, blah. blah, but most of all SUPPORT, and it is for DOCTORS, yep, real live doctors, the ones who went to medical school that eventually get you the M.D. not PhD after your name. Which no offense to anyone with a PhD, that is truly admirable, but I don't want you showing up to do my emergency appendectomy, I want the M.D. to do it. ummm Please!

Bottom line is if you need to lose weight, let me know, I have friends. If you don't live around here, well let me know, again I have friends. At the very least research and if you need medical supervision or medical type treatments..... GO TO A DOCTOR!!

Don't get me wrong, the injections can be an amazing thing in all forms. I have seen amazing results with the ones that Dr. Moody uses to stimulate metabolism and there is another for energy, but he also requires a full medical workup. That is important. Please see a professional. I have listed two, if you need another let me know, I will find one in every state if need be. It isn't really any cheaper to Do it Yourself as well, just risky!

FYI.... stomach stapling does not require a frequent buyer card at Office Depot... I'm just saying!

Some credible folks in the state of Georgia, again just FYI are:
Life Care Medical Weight Loss Center and Life Care Family Practice- Dr. Mike Moody                    website:    www.lifecareweightloss.com or
Phone: 770-949-9810
click here to Life Care Medical Weight Loss e-mail
or Dr. Carter at www.sculptrx.com (he does tumescent liposuction, etc)
Or.... This is MY FAVORITE... well ok I don't want to show favoritism, but this is the good for you food, that is Yummy!
www.dinnerafare.com I have a coupon code for the Douglasville location, if you sign up online just put woa or tammy in the coupon code in the spot and you will get a FREE meal with your 6 or 12 meal package!! YEA!!!

Have a beautiful day!! Happy Health and weight loss =)

How do I love thee?Let me count the plays..... Dating Advice from "Other Kitty" via the Worst of Anything!

I am ever so thankful to NOT be on the dating scene anymore.... although I considered my self a professional dater.... and I certainly can give the step by step play book on how to date as a part time job, and not be a well, ahem!!  Maybe I will reveal the secrets one day... it works for both guys and gals, I would think, and I do certainly give free pointers to friends....  I am an excellent wing man......or woman!

Oh but as always.... back to the point!!

Being single.... how refreshing would it be for folks NOT to try so hard..... and to try harder!!

Makes no sense huh? Not try so hard to date.... say all the right things, pretend, overlook the obvious "I know he is missing all of his front teeth, but oh did you see his smile?" No my friend I did not see his smile, nor could I hear what he was saying, I was entirely too distracted by the gaping hole where his teeth used to be....... Ahhh but at the break up we notice the missing enamel don't we? "That no good toothless cheat!!"
 This brings me to..............
Point number one: Dental Hygene is a must, ok that is not my point but obviously if they can't take care of their teeth, or whatever it might be well they probably aren't going to take care of you...... insert any flaw here: kids, child support, VD (HA), push up bra, etc.
If you notice something that is obviously wrong or incompatable on the first three dates.... well RUN, there are plenty of homeless kitty's on the prowel looking for a meal, find the one that you aren't allergic to!

Brings me to point two, ........ to be continued....

Which brings me to the point of this post..... Dating and relationship advice.... my brand of course....but I need a place to start....  please pass this post along and encourage friends to send me an e-mail with a "question", the more questions the better and they can certainly remain annonomous but the better the questions, well the better (funnier, harsher) the answers. Send questions to advice@otherkitty.com

Pocket Guide? My what large pockets you have!!

I just recieved my "free copy" in the mail of YES..... "Flat Belly Diet" pocket guide!

The book REALLY has a tape measure imprint on the side..... which makes the book about 7 inches tall.

The only thing that is missing is the tag line.....

The cover actually reads "Introducing the EASIEST blah blah blah diet" (ok it doesn't really say blah blah blah but once you've read one diet book cover.....well..... in the circle on the exclamation point they clevery put "Lose up to 15 lbs in 32 day!"

What they should have said is PLEASE use this book if it fits in your pocket..... you know you have reach a normal size when your pocket are no longer 7 inches by 5 inches!!!

With the exception of a Jerry Springer episode I don't think I have ever seen any pockets that large. Between the wrinkle cream adds in my Yahoo and the insinuation that I have large pockets...well I am starting to get a complex.


I'm just saying.... but they don't seem like that nice of a company!!

Ads that Work! Really? Wrinkle cream?

I don't think I need to add too much to this.......... Are they selling a lot of wrinkle cream using this ad or strategy? In their defense I didn't follow the link to see if there was an after picture where she looks 21 and a centerfold......

No offense but when I am her age..... wrinkle cream is going to be the last of my worries...

I don't think I need to add too much to this.......... Are they selling a lot of wrinkle cream using this ad or strategy? In their defense I didn't follow the link to see if there was an after picture where she looks 21 and a centerfold......
No offense but when I am her age..... wrinkle cream is going to be the last of my worries...